THE WORLD OF BEAUTIES

 

Dr. Rabindranath Menon

 

Times were when a beautiful face

Bore charm like a million stars, and a figure

Decently exposed could preface

a glorious triumph, staying so for ever

in memory and desire. No more.

 

They all come tall, you need now-a-days

a ladder for eye-to eye gaze.  All that you praise

is gilt, not gold.  Beauty is skin-deep,

so dig and see, they say.  The candidates keep

stock answers.  There are baskets to choose:

The weak, the poor, the screw-loose,

and AIDS for a start.  And that gentle talk

with accent, style and gesture to knock

you out, is part of the pracice, the smile,

half-cocked, ever ready, that soft and docile

pose too.  Remember to coo words out,

forget not for a moment how you pout.

 

Schools to teach and coach complete,

no contest till the course you complete.

Develop clever props, those beauty-shops

do a wonderful job, they know the ropes

that raise your hopes.  Artificial drops

fill the mist of innocence in your eyes.

Intelligence be oral, not cerebral.

Beauty contests have a new moral:

Uncut diamonds can’t glitter, or better

the expert cutters fetch you the twitter

and the lactics.  Synthetics in body and mind

leave face-figure naturals far behind.

The shy gold-flame of an oil-lamp

is passe, acquire the artificial neon-stamp.

 

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