HITLER’S TABLELAMP

 

DR. R. V. R. CHAN DRASEKHARA RAO

 

The Fuhrer sat on his straight-backed wooden seat

Reading ~he maps and hearing the tumult of Wagner’s sounds Fingers tapping the table to keep the rhythm’s beat Obsessed with thoughts that nothing shall be beyond his bounds.

 

The tablelamp glowed with pinkish golden light

As the bulb’s rays pierced through the lamp shade.

The war lord seemed pretty soothed by the sight

As for a while from the obsession his attentions fade.

 

But, look! his steely eyes saw a thick drop of sweat

Ooze from the lamp’s fair and transparent tasselled fabric

And drip down the shade’s frame as melted sticky salt;

A thought flashed which even to him seemed barbaric.

 

Wasn’t the lamp a present that the loyal Himmler did bring

A tribute to his pure and ascetic ‘Mein Fuhrer’

From Belsen’s countryside, with a bunch of tulips, last spring

And deliver it, hands folded in prayer, imitating Durer.

 

The Hun recalled his minions boast of Germanic grit

In managing well the many crematoria for the living

Every part is used – teeth, hair and skin – every bit.

That prideful remembrance sent a message that was chilling.

 

The blob on the golden shade appeared to grow

Like the abominable and creeping slime in a SF movie.

He touched the drop, right hand hesitant and moving slow

Unable to resist feeling the whole thing repulsive and eerie.

 

He felt scalded, nay branded, by a revenge infernal

That sent through his frame shivers of terror

Untypical of one who wallowed in thoughts sepulchral.

He knew he was facing an apparition of holy horror.

 

He heard the avenging cries of a soft-skinned child

Torn away from her mother’s bosom to get her skin ftayed

The screams filled the leader’s ears as a chorus wailing wild

And made him rant and rave, his stern decorum flawed.

 

The sounds of hell and the feel of that slime

Sent him rushing to the refuge of the water closet

Reaching for the soap there to wash his alleged crime

Little realising the case against him was tight and shut.

 

As the lathered hands got washed with water hot

He remembered Himmler’s gift included cakes of soap:

Oh, by the Devil, wasn’t that made of human fat

And he trying to wash guilt with Satanic hope?

 

Thus did a little child accomplish her final retribution

Her once fair tender skin itself becoming the brandishing iron

To carve on an evil one the stigmata of the Devil’s creation

And despatch Hitler to damnation in the bosom of Eva Braun.

 

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